WARNING: Use at your own risk. Not responsible for permanent injury or damage. Not responsible for misuse, grotesque use or dangerous use of contents; operator's own stupidity; failing grades; expulsion; common effects associated with a rockstar lifestyle; girlfriend's feelings; embarrassing photos; or being the first to pass out. Do not swallow, smoke, shoot-up, vaporize, bong, or huff any contents.

Girls not included.

Recommended for ages 18 and up.